Computer Sayings...

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer, you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work."

Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS

Hit any user to continue.

I wish life had an UNDO function.

If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.

It said "Insert disk 3..." but only 2 fit in the drive.

Microsoft Windows: computing While U Wait

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

"To know recursion, you must first know recursion"

Mountain Dew and doughnuts... because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.