You Are An Internet Addict If . . .
	You step out of your room and realize your parents have moved, but you have no idea when it happened.
	You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
	Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.
	You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.
	Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.
	All of your friends have an @ in their names.
	You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a computer.
	You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no phone line or electricity.
	You wonder how your service provider can call 200 hours per month "unlimited".
	You start tilting your head sideways to smile: : )